- Customers who click print 5 times and then say, "The printer is going crazy!"
- When the night I work feels like the longest day ever (like tonight).
- The fact that political ads are not subject to truth in advertising laws.
- The spy novel I'm reading right now.
- I lost weight last week even though I was very, very bad diet-wise.
- Homemade marinara sauce.
- Tina Fey