1 – You didn't watch the cartoon as a kid.
2 – You're not interested in seeing what amounts to a really expensive toy/car/cell phone commercial.
It was a bit slow in the beginning, and I thought some of the stuff in the first 45 minutes could have been cut. That could be because I saw that part twice due to the bomb scare the first time I tried watching it. Once all the Autobots show up, it starts kicking ass and doesn't stop until the end.
I told Dan I want a robot car for my birthday. Although I'd rather have an Aston Martin spy robot car with young Sean Connery as my sidekick. A girl can dream.